AHHH! WHO THE HELL IS THAT? Oh right, that's me. Ok, perhaps I should introduce myself, since I've put a real picture up for once. I am Professor Whackjob, or Spyke. You may call me either. I respond to both equally well. "Hey you!" works too.
I am an author, poet, song writer, musician, singer, and digital/sketch artist. You may see any of the above on my page at random times.
I have a huge fangirl hardon for pretty much all aliens from Mass Effect, so if you see fan fiction/art based on any of them, that's why.
I am also the founder of
(to further prove my point), a group dedicated to anyone and everyone who loves Mass Effect aliens. And by love, I mean LUST.
This is how much I love comments: